yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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