the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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