That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Dick very happy bro
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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