are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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