Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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