I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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