we have officially lost it.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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