why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Randomize
