every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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