There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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