you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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