time to smoke my breakfast
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
BRING THE BAGELS
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
If I die, sorry about rent.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I love you.
Bad choice
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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