YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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