He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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