One girl and one boy is just not enough.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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