If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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