HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
