No, drunk sperm still make babies.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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