Having a random hookup so left but love u
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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