remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
worst night to have a conscience
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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