So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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