I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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