Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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