to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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