I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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