i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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