the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
