I love black thongs
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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