and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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