HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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