I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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