I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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