he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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