just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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