Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The Olympian is in my bed
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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