I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
All the doctor said was why
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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