I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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