I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
This is not my ceiling
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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