What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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