She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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