Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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