nut hugger
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Such a big mess for such a small penis
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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