The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I need moral support for this bender
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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