You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
My penis needs a shock collar
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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