You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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