guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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