We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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