i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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