i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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