Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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