I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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