It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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