is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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