chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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