porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Randomize
