I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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