While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
When did angry sex become our thing?
Randomize
